I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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