so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
