She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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