So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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