I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
True strength comes from lack of pants
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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