I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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