Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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