i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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