you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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