oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I think I am morally bankrupt
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.