Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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Have fun and good luck.