i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom