3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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