Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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