What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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