hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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