also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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