Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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