remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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