we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
