I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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