Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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