4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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