They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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