i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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