listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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