I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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