i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My life is pants optional.
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