I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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