3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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