Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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