One girl and one boy is just not enough.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I am spending my child support on dildos
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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