i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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