Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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