if you like me you must not know who I am
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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