Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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