i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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