Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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