where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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