It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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