I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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