I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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