plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
only if we run a train.
done.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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