using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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