I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
