the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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