I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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