Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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