my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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