I faked an abortion last night.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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