Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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