Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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