office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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