I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Randomize
