I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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