i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
And then he peed in my hair
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