Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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