we have pet lesbian snakes
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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