READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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