talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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