Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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